Fun Fact Friday - Let Them Eat Cake!

I am sorry if that title leads you, dear reader, to believe that I will be discussing Marie Antoinette. I rarely speak of her. So, no, I will not be discussing Miss Beehive 1772. Instead, I turn my attention to urinals.

"My hair is bigger than my ass." - Marie Antoinette

Fun fact: A UK company has developed urinal video games.

"What?" I like to imagine you asking mid-stream. The company, Captive Media, has designed urinals that sense pee-flow and can be used, for example, to control a skier racing down a mountain. This is not new news, necessarily. I first heard about these urine games a while ago, but the first urinal video gaming is now coming to the U.S.

And there are a lot of puns that the company behind these fun-time urinals and prospective advertisers have made. And you know that I love the puns. You know I do. But not today. No. Because I want to play games while I pee. But I can't. What do I get? Cold ass toilet seats. And tampon robots just staring at me from the corner. No one wants that!

Men already get to pee vertically and aim and don't have to struggle to avoid getting a stream of urine on their trousers when taking a leak on a McCain Palin campaign sign on the side of a darkened back road in the wilds of New Hampshire. Not to mention the pay gap and pregnancy and all that other shit we be-vaginaed folk have to put up with. And now they get to amuse themselves while peeing. I just feel cheated.

So, to all you men on your fucking way to Allentown, PA to piss your cares away with skiing down a virtual mountain and learning about prostate health, go fuck yourselves. Because yeah, masturbation is also easier for you.