Fun Fact Friday - A Nightmare

I have decided to do something crazy dear reader and I hope you will forgive me I am writing this interblahg post sans punctuation You probably noticed already I feel fucking weird and I do not like it It has to do with the fun fact though so try and bear with me I am already trying to bear with myself Holy fuck this feels unnatural

But before I get to the fun fact I feel honor bound to apologize for my long absence It's not you It's me But you may be glad to know that I plan to start a lovely instructional video series on how to flirt on one year of German I know it doesn't sound sexy and truth be told it probably will not be So look forward to that But now for the fun fact

Fun Fact There was no punctuation until the fifteenth century

I miss these delicious fuckers

You may be sitting there thinking holy shitballs Batman because you do not have the energy to even be euphemistic without the sweet sweet promise of punctuation I am right there with you you beautiful bastard Yes living without modern plumbing was probably a drag But punctuation too Holy shitballs Batman

According to my in depth by which I mean very brief internet research there was some punctuation Like Chaucer would throw the occasional period into the Canterbury Tales but commas and shit were not standard fare And to think I get upset that the promotional materials for the the amusement park I work at never use the oxford comma

In any case dear reader I hate to cut this interblahg somewhat short after such a prolonged absence but it is as hard as the penis of a lonely adult virgin to type like this I am sorry I made the poor decision to do this I am sorry I put you through this Oh the shame The goddamn shame