Death.
Woah. Here we were, contemplating the delights of bath time... the bubbles, the nakedness, the aromatic scent of goat soap... and then I just dropped that bomb on your day. Because it is important to remember your mortality, dear reader. Even on Fun Fact Friday.
Fun fact: The odds of dying in a bathtub are 1 in a million.
Grim. I must admit that I have occasionally become concerned that I will die in the bath. Not because of the danger. But because of the nudity. Let's be real: people look at my ass enough in life.
And sure, it's more likely that I will be murdered or killed by a dog or eaten by the ghost of Ronald Reagan, but here we are. Bathtubs. President Taft. Danger. Butts. Death.
Be careful, dear reader.
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