I have found that people have very interesting conversations in bathrooms. One unfortunate day at work, I found myself in the bathroom when a mother was coaching her child through what sounded like a very difficult shit. And last week at trivia, I happened to be taking a whiz when two other women entered the bathroom.
So for this edition of collegiate quotes, I offer you, dear reader, only one quote that was technically college adjacent, but I don't give a fuck. It's worth it.
"I love the shape of this toilet. No, really. It's so cute!"
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| Unless this was the toilet... no. |
Cute? Really? Kittens, sure. Shitters? Not so much.
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