"Ugh! I just missed such a great instagram opportunity!"
"I have a green leather jacket, a black leather jacket, and a brown leather jacket."
Referring to a row of 24 beer bottles along a counter in the kitchen: "Wow. Look at that line of bottles! We accomplished something important today."
"The thing that really sucks is how much more I have to do laundry here."
Referring to some male friend: "That tall guy got that shirt at Walmart. He wears it to be an asshole."
"Since I went to a prep school I was told that the work level would be about the same or less difficult..."
If you have personally collected any gems, let me know. I'd enjoy the help, even though I'm sure I'll personally hear more stupid shit.
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