Fun Fact Friday - The Little Bonaparte

I do not know a great deal about Napoleon. I learned about the Civil War four or five times in school, but public education does not care about history beyond the bounds of the United States apparently, no matter how handsomely someone can be painted on a horse. Related: I would like to be painted on a horse.

"I'm so fucking composed right now, bitches." - Napoleon

But today's fun fact is about Napoleon. Well, technically, about his penis. Yeah. Penis.

Fun fact: Napoleon's penis was cut off during the autopsy and given to a Corsican priest.

Allegedly. But something claiming to be Napoleon's poorly preserved, and hence, leathery cock made its way to New York City in 1927 for display. There various penis aficionados, as they would probably prefer I did not call them, described the penis as akin to beef jerky, an eel, or a buckskin shoelace.

"Why, yes, it is just me again. If you want a dick pic, may I suggest porn?" - Napoleon

The meta-penis was purchased by a urologist in the late 70s and taken to (where else?) New Jersey. Allegedly, the Jerseyan piss doctor kept the cock under his bed. I assume for safe keeping. Or to have it ready at a moment's notice if invaders came to his home in the night. The urologist's daughter inherited the penis upon her father's death and has evidently been offered $100,000 for it. Either she is holding out for a better offer, or just can't seem to let go of Napoleon's little Bonaparte.