Fun Fact Friday - Barnacles

I love fun facts and talking about dick, so the first Fun Fact Friday is especially dear to my heart.

Fun fact: Barnacles have the comparatively longest penis in the animal kingdom.

Though I've seen many different ratios for penis length compared to barnacle size (up to 40:1 on one site!) National Geographic has it at about 8:1.

This, according to Discover, is only a moderately extended dick. Ow?

So next you time you want to convey the enormity of your own or a partner's penis, may I recommend, not saying they are hung like a horse, but rather like a barnacle? Of course, barnacles are also hermaphroditic, so that may lead to some other confusion...