The Genius of Disney

No, it's not owning half the world. It is having a slew of characters whose names would make terrible names for vaginas that are sometimes also surprisingly apt. I now present to you that list with my favorites at the end. Use it well.

Fat Cat

The Walrus

Goofy

Tinker Bell

Monstro

Pain

Panic

Pain and Panic from Disney's Hercules

Ratty

Nutsy the Vulture

Quasimodo

Mrs. Jumbo

Lumpy the Heffalump

Piglet

Honker Muddlefoot

Honker Muddlefoot in Darkwing Duck getting ready for some action...

Prissy the Elephant

Scratchy

Thumper

Mike

Winnie the Pooh (I mean, that one's just entirely wrong)

Turkey Lurkey

Percival C. McLeach

And now for my favorites! Because I have time to find favorite names of Disney vagina characters.

Baggy Beagle

Stitch

Two Fingers (right?)

Greasey the Weasel

Tramp

Magic Carpet

Beaver

The Liquidator

Scar

Scar, from The Lion King, imitating a dramatic vagina.