Statement of Purpose

The title above is, in fact, a trick statement, which I suppose to some would qualify it as a lie. I like to think there's a fuzzy but important difference between lies and trick statements. Example? Oh, sure. Why the hell not?

Lie: I regularly compete in knitting competitions.

Trick statement: The purpose of this blog is not to have a purpose.

See how that's all circular like?

In any case, there really isn't a purpose to this. I'm just going to fuck around and be crass as is my wont. Consider this fair warning: there will be alliteration and probably a lot of dick. So you're welcome.