Fun Fact Friday - Nap Time

You know what I want to do, dear reader? Take a nice snooze. So today's fun fact will be about sleep. Because even though I am incapable of napping, I can at least psyche myself up for some fucking awesome sleepy times tonight with a fun fact.

Fun fact: 25 percent of married couples sleep in separate beds.

This seems inordinately high. Now let's be real: I'm not married. I don't fucking know what that shit's like. But I can tell you that my stuffed Elmo and I snuggle every night. And sure, sometimes I wake up and he has fallen and/or leapt from the bed and I wake up in a panic and flail around wildly searching for him, but that only happens every once in a while. And though I can imagine that happening to married couples, I think it's just because my imagination can do very many strange things.

"I'm so glad it's the 1950s and we can't touch. At all. Ever." - Lucy

I can see people wanting their space and getting picky about bed sheets, but - but snuggling! And really? 25 percent? I need to go find myself a cuddle puddle to help wipe away the thoughts of adult onset loneliness. Farewell.