Collegiate Quotes - Volume 3

Tonight, as I take a brief respite from research paper writing, I bring to you the third edition of Collegiate Quotes. If you missed the first two editions, you can find the links below. This time, I am featuring the normal fare of pomposity and a few gems (trust me, there were more) from a conversation I heard between a conservative professor and a douchey student. (Please be aware that I often use those modifiers interchangeably.)

Female: He's beautiful, but like, he's a dick.

Student 1: You should try the soup. It's really good.
Student 2: I'm not ethnic.

Female: There's a bunch of kids here from New Canaan. Like 10. Or more.

Student to her friend: I'm not wearing a coat yet. It's not time. (A large gust of wind blows.) Oh, God!

And now for the promised bullshit!

Professor: Hispanics are natural conservatives.

Student: Ginsburg's getting ready to die, right?

Professor: I actually don't know who Gary Johnson is.
Student: He was actually running for president in this election.
Professor: Oh, is that right?

If you don't know who Gary Johnson is, dear reader, he was the libertarian candidate in the election that just happened. A week and a half ago. While I may not necessarily expect you to know that, I do expect conservative political science professors to be up on that shit.

Volume 1
Volume 2

Until next time!