Fun Fact Friday - Blessed Balls and Lady Bits

Do your kibbles and bits feel unlucky, dear reader? Are you worried about volatility in your pants? Well, I have just the thing!

Fun fact: In 2005 (the year of the rooster) a Hong Kong company began marketing feng shui underwear.

When I first heard about feng shui underwear, I was excited of course but also curious. In my ignorance, I though only furniture could be feng shui-ed. Would this underwear arrange one's balls for positive qi? Can you get a feng shui thong? Could thongs ever really lead to positive energy?

Unfortunately, my questions have not been answered. I've only been able to locate a few archived news stories about this underwear, which was marketed to men and women and had a dragon on the front. Apparently dragons are good at combatting the unpredictable nature of roosters.

I don't think this underwear is feng shui, but the dragon sure is handsome.

So why not shroud your mercurial cock with a be-dragoned pair of underpants? Why not cover your vagina with a fire-breathing beast? I certainly can't think of a reason! As a company spokesperson made sure to point out, "If you have a dragon on your underpants, you will be protected."