Fun Fact Friday - There's a CrApp For That

Poop and technology? Well, I certainly can't think of two things that go better together. Especially when children are involved. Get your big boy pants on, dear reader, because this shit's about to get real.

Fun fact: The company CTA Digital has created a toilet training potty with an iPad attachment.

I know this just a display picture, but let's get it off the goddamn carpet.

Yeah, that's it. And sure, maybe incontinent tots will be tricked into pooping appropriately by mid-dump entertainment options, but at a certain point, I think someone in development meetings should have stood up and said, "What the fuck are we doing with ourselves?"

Of course I have never toilet trained someone, and (spoiler alert) I hope I never do. But really? An iPad toilet? I don't know the specifics of my own toilet training days, but I can tell you with complete certainty that I am not currently wearing an adult diaper. So something must have worked even without Dora the Explorer whispering, "Tu puedes hacer caca," to me from a toilet-attached iPad.

Perhaps CTA Digital's touch screen protection will be enough to keep poop smears off technology that costs a couple hundred dollars. It is also possible that children don't smear poop as much as I feel like they do. But there are some things that I just wouldn't mix. By which I mean basically anything and excrement.

You might think this makes me old fashioned, but I'm standing by my potty training/iPad opposition. Say what you will, dear reader. As much as I love you, I don't give a shit.