Fun Fact Friday - Drunk as a Skunk

I've been having quite the bout of insomnia, dear reader. On the bright side, it gave me plenty of time to work on my VeggieTales parody, which can be seen here if you'd like to take a gander. It also gave me some inspiration for today's fun fact, which is sleep related.

Fun fact: Drunk people are more likely to snore.

One of these two is drunk. Your call.

You know how whiskey dick is a thing? It's basically the same for your face/tongue/larynx. By which I mean your face can't get an erection. By which I mean I actually went to bed at five in the morning last night and I hope your face never has an erection. And this fun fact has taken a turn for the worse. And there are skunks and your larynx is all tired and not as much air can move so it gets all noisy like Joseph Pujol's breathing ass and be careful of the sleep apnea and dear, sweet Flying Spaghetti Monster, I think it is best if we just end right here before this fact gets weirder.

"I just want to be in love." - Skunk T. Skunk