Yesterday was Valentine's Day as I am sure many of you know. And while I celebrated in my usual way by beheading a priest, a lot of people use February 14th as a day to get fresh and frisky. This fun fact is for the fresh and frisky. (Though if anyone is looking for tips on decapitation, please send me a letter c/o Antonin Scalia.)
Fun fact: While it's no secret that chocolate is an aphrodisiac, some experts think that chocolate is better at achieving arousal than foreplay is.
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| This guy gets lucky all the fucking time. |
And though Valentine's Day is officially over, this is the kind of fun fact that has practical application throughout the year. If you ever want to please a special someone, buy them chocolate. Or for that matter, if you ever want to please yourself, buy a pound of cocoa products and diddle the day away.
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| These chocolate bears are on the verge of the best orgy ever. |
You're welcome, dear reader. You're welcome.
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