Oh, February! What a month! The romance, the intrigue, the rabid enthusiasm! I speak, of course, of Presidents' Day - just over a week away - for which I have something very special planned. But tonight - so as not to give you presidential fatigue - we turn our attention to the animal kingdom.
Fun fact: The binturong, also known as the bearcat, smells like buttered popcorn.
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| "I smell like popcorn and feast on the souls of the innocent." - Bebe Binturong |
The binturong hails from Southeast Asia and loves the trees. And the buttered popcorn smell is its lovely musk. Please look for my upcoming scent line, Animal Musks for Mating. My binturong scent, Midnight Snack, is sure to get you any hungry potential mates that may be near by.
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| "I can't believe I'm not buttered." - Balthazar B. Bearcat |
Now, I must warn you that if you were planning to give any of these creatures a lick to find out if their taste lives up to their smell, they apparently like to grunt. But if that is something you enjoy, go for it.
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